somebody please let this man retire
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
I would like to point out that whoever is wearing the Iwatobi-chan mascot suit
literally does not give a fuck
look at all their faces, he just walked in and sat the fuck down on that guys lap
"please god no"
this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs
He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.
His pencil case match his shorts too
i stopped caring when i was like 3
i yearbooked hard
have some pines twins, grades 9-12
I LOVE THIS
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE FACES
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
I did not have saxual relations with that woman
When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
The Office in real life
I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”