You beautiful slow-mo dumdum
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
Those shirts are everything
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING
NO RICE NO LIFE.
finally people understand me .
i need this right now
Why didn’t I do this before?
Her name would still be Hiccup? Looks pretty unissex to me
Yeah, Hiccup works- I can’t think of anything else that would fit her.
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
scoot scoot scoot
Look at this cute little fucker go
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"